Hey, wanna ride bikes?
What do we want?
Time Travel!
When do we want it?
It's irrelevant!
how to win a fight in anime

attack-on-ackerman:

1. fight rly hard

2. get the shit beat out of u and fall on the ground

3. get up slowly with blood dripping from ur mouth

4. crack a smile and say something about friends and not giving up

5. win. thats it u will automatically win after following steps 1-4



#aaaaaaahhhhhhh  #screaming 


thnksforthepete:

ryenross:

i made a playlist

1382 songs, 3.5days

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

pizzota:

justnabingaround:

when the wifi finally connects

image


"Art is easy, all you do is draw!"

zukitz:

rjthedetective:

image

100% accurate


shippery:

you lose indie points if your favorite band resides in this existential plane 


peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


exava-rakdos-blood-bitch:

scaremongrel:

these damned imperials have gone too far

imperial bastards