Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.
please stop romanticizing skeleton hell
why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.
very important announcement
today is official Treat Yourself Day
October 13th, the original air date of that Parks & Rec episode
please remember to treat yourself today it is very important