I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
i have great hair and a fat ass